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The contributors of this blog appreciate the recent acknowledgement of the mainstream, specifically those at THREADLESS, for their endeavor to add to the existing body of discourse regarding the undead. While the presentation of this information may seem "hokey," please take the following methods offered by the below image as viable means of escape during what is to come.

1) clobber
2) jump to higher ground
3) further protect others in higher ground
4) mimic other zombies; falsely acquire their characteristics to blend in
5) stand very, very still
6) shotgun. perfect.
7) turn and run with haste
8) THWACK!
9) succumb